Miracles and Sandwiches

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

kasumychan:

eridansucksdick:

ye olde beyblade

let thou rip

I laughed so hard, I started crying.

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

faerieglade:

faerieglade:

"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

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pybun:

Yes, people sometimes… disappear.

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wageronanarcho-capitalism:

ultrafacts:

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Maybe she’s a cougar

4sharps:

Foodfight freaks out the Nostalgia Critic [x]

dads-n-blunts:

I’ve tried to be understanding. The long, veiny neck? It’s just a dragon’s head, get your mind out of the gutter. The bulbous shoulders? Pearls, nothing more. The fleshy color? To contrast with Dialga, of course. But this? This is too much. You’ve gone too far, Nintendo. You’re just taunting us now.

dads-n-blunts:

I’ve tried to be understanding. The long, veiny neck? It’s just a dragon’s head, get your mind out of the gutter. The bulbous shoulders? Pearls, nothing more. The fleshy color? To contrast with Dialga, of course. But this? This is too much. You’ve gone too far, Nintendo. You’re just taunting us now.