do i win
HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG
THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS
WHAT THE FUCK IS LISGHING
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT NOW IM LISGHING
Here are 10 photos (out of 22) from my series Racial Microaggressions. I have asked my friends on the Fordham University Lincoln Center campus to write down an instance of racial microaggression they have faced on a poster for me to take a picture of them.
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
What This Man Found In A Bag Of Mulch Will Blow Your Mind. What He Did With It Will Melt Your Heart.
A Florida man opened a new bag of mulch and, to his surprise, he found a baby squirrel inside. We found the man on Reddit, where he is known by the handle “Nadtacular,” but now the Internet is starting to know him because of his compassion. The baby squirrel appeared to be only days old when he found it. It was so young, he initially mistook it for a mouse or rat. But he decided to take care of it, and lucky for us, document his its development.
As you can see from the photographs, a bond developed between the man and the squirrel, which he named “Zip.” There is no definitive answer to how baby Zip found its way into the bag of mulch, but it’s safe to say Zip appears to be enjoying his new home. It’s also safe to say that this man’s selfless act has restored our hope in humanity. Way to go!
Via Slightly Viral
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
boners are appreciated during da cuddles
This is a thing
worth every penny
Are you telling metommy wiseau does let’s plays
that’s exactly what he does, actually
He plays off how awkward of a person he is really well, like remember that Nostalgia Critic video where he blows all of Tommy Wiseau’s traits way out of proportion? That is how he comes across in The Tommy Wi-Show. It’s cheesy, low-budget and awkward as fuck. But surprisingly watchable.
The infinite patience of dogs.
that last one though ‘Fuck you, I’m eating this bone”
This makes me wish I could get a kitty for doge.
the entire history of earth has merely been a buildup to this point
ur so bad Marshall, ur so bad